I spent my two-hour layover mourning the two halves of my Ovation. Help me save others from the same fate!
SIGNAL BOOST. I honestly didn’t know this.
That’s not cool Tumblr.
Reblogging just in case this is true. I’ll get it off my blog here later, but for now….
Yeah if this is true… I’m just leaving this here and may or not remove all art.
TIME TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CHANGES.
Oh yeah. It’s true.
What makes this even more of a shitshow though? Well, if you don’t feel like digging through all the legalese to find this section, I’ve done it for you. This is what it says as of 2014-01-25, 19:53 PST:
Read that. Read all of it. Not just the legalese in white. Not just the “skimmer-friendly” version in gray. Read both and notice how they technically, for all legal purposes, say the same things…yet completely contradict one another from any practical standpoint. The gray boxes are all nice and friendly. The legalese is basically a great big ol’ FUCK YOU.
So yeah, signal boost the hell out of this.
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
WARNING! WARNING! FBI WARNING! THEY ARE NOW SEND MESSAGES!!
I just received this message and opened it and it sent me to the FBI thing thats going around. Luckly I have a Windows 8 so since I was just on my desktop, I was able to just go to my home and restart my computer with no complications
THEY ARE NOW GETTING BOLD AND SENDING MESSAGES THROUGH FANMAIL WITH BELIEVABLE URLS! SIGNAL BOOST
I also received a message that someone had a crush on me and told me to contact him/her. Warning !
You live within 20 minutes of your best friend.
You don’t have a best friend.
You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed.
You live within 20 minutes of your ex.
You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours.
You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year.
You are Catholic.
You are atheist.
You are a brunette.
You have dated a blonde.
You are friends with a redhead.
You are taller than your mum.
You are taller than your dad.
You have visited the Statue of Liberty.
You have visited the Eiffel Tower.
You have visited Big Ben.
You have never been out of the country.
You own a Bible.
You own something with a Pentagram on it.
You have used a Ouija Board.
You have been a witch for Halloween.
You have been a zombie for Halloween.
You have your eyebrow pierced.
You have a Monroe piercing.
You have your nose pierced.
You have no tattoos.
You have more than 2 tattoos.
You straighten your hair occasionally.
You have worn a dress in the last 3 days.
You live somewhere that gets snow.
You were at your own house last New Year’s.
You were at a bar last New Year’s.
You slept through last New Year’s.
You have worked on Christmas Eve.
You have worked on Christmas.
You slept in your own bed last night.
You are dating the last person you kissed.
You regret kissing the last person you kissed.
You are wearing a necklace right now.
You are wearing something red.
You are wearing something blue.
You are wearing something purple.
You are currently listening to music.
You are waiting for something.
You have been whistled at.
You were creeped out by it.
You are a good speller.
You were dating someone in December of 2008.
You are still dating that person.
You have cheated on someone.
You have been cheated on.
You have been on a cruise ship.
You have camped out in your own backyard.
You are wearing something that doesn’t belong to you.
You wonder what will happen when you die.
You are afraid of the dark.
You write in all capital letters.
You have been told you have nice handwriting.
You have had a song written for you.
You have had a picture drawn of you.
You have curly/wavy hair.
You know someone with the same birthday as you.
You are a morning person.
You are a night owl.
You slept in past 10 am today.
You have big plans for next weekend.
Your job is stressing you out.
You don’t have a job.
You have never had a job.
You were fired from your last job.
You know some sign language.
You will usually try something at least once.
You have been swimming in the last month.
You have taken a ballet class.
You have taken karate.
You have taken gymnastics.
You wish on shooting stars.
You wish at 11:11.
Your birthday has already come this year.
You have been in a relationship that lasted longer than a year.
Your ex ended your last relationship.
You aren’t over your ex.
You were named after someone.
You like your name.
Your last drink was water.
You have visited somewhere said to be ‘haunted’.
You have skipped school just because you didn’t feel like going.
You have taken medicine when you ‘feel a headache coming on’.
You are self-conscious about your body.
You have a hangover.
You have a pet fish.
You have had a Jehovah’s Witness show up at your house.
You have godparents.
Your parents are still married.
You are the oldest.
You don’t want kids.
You want more than four kids.
You have broken your arm.
You had to get stitches on your face.
You have had an MRI.
Your fingernails are painted.
You like to draw.
You like to sing.
You can play an instrument.
You borrowed something you really need to give back to someone.
You have cut your hair in the last week.
You wear glasses.
Your favorite season is Autumn.
You last rode in a car with a relative.
You last rode in a car with a girl/woman.
You last rode in a car with the person you are dating.
You love Chinese food.
Your best friend is older than you.
You have to go to school/work tomorrow.
You answered every question truthfully.
Another thing too important and terrifying for me not to mention:
Given Russia’s increasing legal crackdown on gay people and gay rights, if this doesn’t sound like the prelude to a Uganda-style “kill the gays” bill (or— worse— maybe even an outright gay Holocaust?”), I don’t know what does.
THIS IS BLOODY TERRIFYING. I am scared for all the LGBT people in Russia today.
And whatsmore, many Daily Mail commenters are backing-up this totalitarian douchebag, exhibiting bigoted homophobic attitudes such as “Gay people shouldn’t be foisting their lifestyle decision on youngsters” (When that’s never even been the case here and isn’t even wrong) and such.
And that actually makes me ashamed to be British.
He really is the 21st century hitler
He is certainly heading that way, rather rapidly. Does Godwin’s Law apply if someone is publically talking about “cleansing” their nation of a minority group? Pretty sure that literally IS what Hitler did.
Fuck this douchebag.
no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film
For real though
John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers.
Such an important film. There hasn’t been a coming-of-age film like it since. Truly. It’s a lost genre. Also an incredible soundtrack full of great music from its era.
On that day, tumblr received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the viruses and were disgraced to live in these cages we called firewalls.
SIE SIND DAS VIRUS UND WIR SIND DIE BLOGGERS